turning the pages: a life class

I'm actually kind of bored right now, so I am writing a random post. Oprah use to be one of my favs, until she supported obama and got rid of her show. Anyway, she has a "life class" that I will occasionally watch until some it gets too confusing and intense. So, I'm all about making dreams come true and thats why, here on "like REALLY?", I am going to have my own life class. That's right- I'm even going to call it "turning the pages" bc life is a temporary story that faces many challenges. 

so.....some things that I have learned throughout my 18 years: 

- never, ever, ever leave the restroom until you make sure there is not a toilet paper trail stuck to your butt

TO BE CONTINUED. 

my awkward life

hEy GuYs,
so I'm not sure really why I'm doing this. Actually, I do. My friend Phoebe just started a blog and I've always liked the idea of having one to share my ideas, thoughts and stories. People like hearing them in real life, SO HEY, why not share them with the world?

so anyway, I mentioned my friend phoebe. Her blog is fineandfreshandfierce.blogspot.com. check it out. she's pretty cool and she got a 32 on her ACT. while we are on the subject though, WHY DO PEOPLE SPELL HER NAME p-h-O-e-b-e if it is actually pronounced P-H-E-O-B-E. i hate the english language.

So this is my life:
- I'm a black girl living in a white body
- I'm a narcoleptic.
- I'm the oldest of four crazy kids
-from kindergarden to 6th grade I had 4 eggo waffles every morning in exception to when my family had pancakes
-I love crafts
-I would be dead if it were not for my friends
-I love jesus
-I have already invited a good 150+ people to my wedding
-christmas is my passion
-my biggest pet peeve is ankle breeze
-I love the smell of home depot
-me and my grandma are best friends
-My future career fluctuates between a talk show host/ historian/ neurologist/ nurse/ surgeon/ going  straight to retirement on a daily basis
- I love the 90s and kimmy gibbler is my idol
- the depressing life of Kathryn Heigl's character in 27 dresses will be my life
-I'm the tall girl who always has the awkwardest things happen

peace. love. chapstick!